Ginger-Snaps


Read by Winnifred Assmann

American novelist, children's writer, humorist, and newspaper columnist from the 1850s to the 1870s, Fanny Fern (real name of Sara Payson Willis) was the first woman to have her own regular column, became the highest-paid columnist in the US by 1855, and would support herself for more than 20 years by her writing. Ginger-Snaps, published in 1870, covers a broad range of topics in plain language and with biting humor.

She describes these columns in her Preface as follows: “When I was a little girl, I used to play "make ginger-snaps;" and I always tossed in all the ginger in the spice-box, be it more or less; so if you find these rather biting, attribute it to the force of early habits. Beside, they are not intended for a "square meal;" only to nibble at, in the steamboat, or railroad-car, or under the trees in the country; or when your dear, but tardy John, is keeping you waiting, with your gloves buttoned, and your bonnet-strings tied; or, best of all, when you are sitting in your rocking-chair, nursing that dear little baby. I do not think the milk of human kindness is wanting in these Ginger-Snaps, and I trust they are—kneaded. - Summary by Winnifred Assmann and Fanny Fern (8 hr 9 min)

Chapters

Preface 1:23 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Dinner-Parties 11:27 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The Bride's New House 15:17 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The Happy Lot of a Sexton 4:58 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Literary Aspirants 9:58 Read by Winnifred Assmann
What Shall We Do for the Little Children on Sunday? 4:47 Read by Winnifred Assmann
My House in the Country 5:50 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Why Wear Mourning? 5:13 Read by Winnifred Assmann
"Delightful Men" 14:58 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Choosing Presents 8:25 Read by Winnifred Assmann
A Bid for an Editorship 4:28 Read by Winnifred Assmann
A Sermon to Plymouth Pulpit 4:20 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Female Clerks 4:34 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Blue Monday 12:57 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The Fly in the Ointment 10:23 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Woman's Millennium 10:24 Read by Winnifred Assmann
English Notions about Women 11:22 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Rag-Tag and Bob-Tail Fashions 6:21 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Some Hints to Editors 11:54 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Help for the Helpful 9:51 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Women on the Platform 9:41 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Poverty and Independence 6:09 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The History of Our Late War 6:22 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Two Kinds of Women 6:47 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Sunday Morning 13:21 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Justice for Clergymen 14:22 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The Old Maid of the Period 4:42 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The Nurse of the Period 4:35 Read by Winnifred Assmann
A Look Backward 7:57 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Varieties of Human Nature 17:42 Read by Winnifred Assmann
"A Good Mistress Always Makes a Good Servant" 9:20 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The Mother-Touch 8:01 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Some Gossip about Myself 17:14 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Hospitality 5:01 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Woman and Her Watch 4:45 Read by Winnifred Assmann
"My Doctor" 4:02 Read by Winnifred Assmann
A Woman at a Lecture 5:13 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Can't Be Suited 4:31 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Autograph-Hunters 3:59 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The Etiquette of Hotel Piazzas 4:25 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Old Stockbridge in Massachusetts 11:23 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Sunday in the Village 6:30 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Sick in the Village 4:21 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Men and Their Clothes 8:04 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Notes from Plymouth Rock 7:42 Read by Winnifred Assmann
No Beaux Anywhere 11:34 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Daniel Webster's Home 4:45 Read by Winnifred Assmann
A Trip to Richmond 16:39 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The Coming Landlord 6:22 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Out on the End of Cape Ann 19:30 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Country Diet 7:32 Read by Winnifred Assmann
From My Seat on the Rocks 5:48 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Wishings and Longings 4:48 Read by Winnifred Assmann
A Transition State 4:31 Read by Winnifred Assmann
What Mary Thought of John 9:39 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Travel-Spoiled Americans 4:12 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Life's Illusions 4:14 Read by Winnifred Assmann
Jack Simpkins 5:54 Read by Winnifred Assmann
"Biding the Lord's Time" 4:11 Read by Winnifred Assmann
One Sort of Fool 4:14 Read by Winnifred Assmann
The First Baby 11:05 Read by Winnifred Assmann